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so it's my last night at home and of course my mom and i have the most typical of conversations.

i walk into the kitchen.
mom: pretty hard to see dirt in the dark.
me: what?
mom: oh you just said you were going to clean the house...not sure when you were planning on doing that. it's pretty hard to clean in the dark.
me: well i'll turn on the lights.
mom: mmhmm. pretty good strategy.
me: what?
mom: pretty good strategy.
me: what are you talking about?
mom: leaving the cleaning til after dark so you won't have to do as thorough of a job.

wowww. lol.